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17th November 2005
Center for Disease Control has released a list of
symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the
following, please seek medical treatment immediately:
1. High fever
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to shit on somebody's windshield
16th September 2005
I'm politically Correct. You're a spaz! Posted by Mark Fox
Tis only me. Checking in and using a new bit of kit that Jim is experimenting with which should allow me to do this update from the comfort of ......anywhere...even the moon and parts of Balham!I do love computers (even when they go down on me! ;-))
Haven't got a job yet but hey...as I always say " You can't hurry things"...well I don't literally always say it as that would be spooky and a waste of tax payers money but......YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!
Sorry I'm a bit manic at the mo but I've had to sit in an office earlier today and explain to a complete stranger why i feel the need to go out at night.........Don't get me started..but I'm not fibbin.....that's what I spent my afternoon doing.....i mean really...you get one picture of you shown on crimewatch and suddenly you're public enemy No 1. ;-)....
.....A couple of years ago Mr P got married without telling anyone...including me which caused a problem as I was supposed to be best man!
Consequently a best mans speech was never delivered. I've finally finished it...Do you mind if i..? Cheers!
"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN PRAY SILENCE FOR THE BEST MAN.......INDEED JUST PRAY!"
...It's a work in progress..I'll let you know when I've done a bit more!
The main reason I don't like the new sculpture in Trafalgar Square is because IMHO it's shite!...No offence Alison but.....if you think that's art!...Well..Get a Grip!;-)1
Gripper....There's a good name for a builder.Anyway where was I...that's right I was here , I haven't moved!
I've had a great lump of positive feedback from the Century P.C. boys. NO GIGS!! but lovely feedback from both Owen Ryan In Newcastle and Dave the rave Shearer In Funky Manchester. Indeed,...and I don't want to upset him, I feel I should reproduce his e mail (Daves) as in this world of P.C.'s who ignore you constantly and only e mail you to tell you that there to busy to listen ..even when you're thinkin that they could have spent the same time they spent writing that e mail listening to your demo...(DON'T GET ME STARTED)both Owen and Dave are a credit to there stations. Now apparently I'm to 'Non regional' for Newcastle. I can respect that (although I don't necessarilly....necesser....necccesde..... agree..(Humours humour and I can talk shite to the vocals in any country/region....even Newcastle and probably even far flung exotic places like scotland! !!)
So...and I hope he doesn't mind this..Daves e mail:
Thanks for the note-the demo arrived today as well.I enjoyed listening to it.
I do remember you from both TalkSport and Virgin Radio.
We've just taken on someone to do holiday cover in the last few weeks so
there's nothing here at the moment I'm afraid.
I'm not sure how flexible you are when it comes to moving-but I will gladly
pass on your details to other PD's who often ask if I know of anyone who wants
It might be worth contacting %&^$ FM in *%^£$*& -( Get your own leads! - M.) as their mid morning jock is
moving on to be a PD elsewhere in the group.
I've been in the situation where there's been no work around, or you feel the
need to move on-and sometimes you just need a little helping hand from someone
who can point you in the right direction.
Feel free to call me if there's anything else I can help with.
NOW doesn't that make you want to just hug the man!? Take note all you others who have still not responded to me...(in strong germanic accent) " One day I vill rool da vurrld"!....(Dave , If you don't want me putting this e mail up just e mail me and I'll panic as I have no idea how to delete anything..Indeed I don't even think Jim has awarded me that power......i mean, why would i need Jim then;-0
I'll let you know how the job search continues.
Jezza said that I can do his TV show when he's away on holiday......Or at least he did in a dream I had last night...
In my priceless (Free) role as Allan lakes 'executive producer' of 'In on the lake' I have been ordered to the Leicester Sq studios next friday night to meet CLEa ( sexy girl band) and get drunk live on kiddys radio whilst playing old Pat sharp jingles
So , If you're in the neoghbourhood I could maybe talk to you next friday night on Cap Disney!
Other than that I'm off to demand a full and frank apology from the animals
THERE IS NO HOUSE IN NEW ORLEANS!
god bless em , though...and you to.
Look after yourself....aaaaaanndd each other.
Sorry about ony spilin mistooks but I'm to trired to run a fojkin spoll chicker.
P.S. My dog Dave Is in this months TV hits..........and aparently so is Allan Lake.
17th June 2005
Is that me over there? Posted by Mark Fox
good morning my neighbours!
Just a quickie.........
No wait..! theres a bit more......or that would be childish although slightly funny!
I hope everyone is having a good summer and have done the important things like ' get the booze in' and , fellas, pickin the nicest MILF from the Dove advert! ;-) ( british gag and not that amusing)
Talkin of funny...funniest thing I've heard in along time is.....well it's not a joke it's the lift in the Capital Radio (Now known as G-cap). As i think I've told you I find myself as 'The executive producer' of Allan lakes Capital Disney fiasco 'In on the lake'. It's entirely voluntary ..but the hours are good;-)!Well.......i was going from the second floor (Allans studio at Cap DiZ) to the third floor (Capital FM studio 1) to see Jezza( more in a mo)(theres a lot of brackets in this).The lift is normal in everyway except that when you get in you are addressed by the voice of Johnny Vaughn (used to be Chris tarrant.....but times they are achangin!) telling you the floor and then announcing, in a bright good morning way, that you are either; " Going up"! ...Or "Going Down" Or " Not going anywhere!" as the case may be.!.....You really had to be there I suppose!
my reason for clogging up your, inbox other than because I can ,is to tell you all that next week , indeed from Monday night thru till thursday night, I will be producing and apparently making the odd comment ;-) on Jezzas 'Capital Confessions' on Londons 95,8 Capital FM (love just writing that.......let me do it again....95.8 capital FM London!Jezas confessions , as I'm sure you know is on from 10pm till 1am and is available on ...the Radio or posh alternatives!
By the way This Jezza is not the same Jezza we used to take the micky out of ( and , Indeed still do on the surgery page. No ! This is a completely different Jezza and that , my friend is just a strange and slightly macabre coincidence....Honest ;-0
Here, before I go is somat for the boys
And....for the lasses........
http://www.bobgeldofgetsfruity.com ( may be down for structual work)
Apparently Jim says he may update the site too .....Is it X mas?
E mail or bell me at Jezzas next week!
30th September 2004
Yup, yup... Well, the subject about says it all, Mark's made up a demo from his time at the Noise, and... You can get it now! From the sounds page!
15th September 2004
Good morning/afternoon/evening/g'night etc... My neighbours! Posted by Mark Fox
Well......That's it....More or less...another summer all but the vinegar strokes, over! And how was yours?
I had a cool (hot) 1 through June and July...you know the usual stuff.....Sitting naked on the roof being filmed by Sky traffic copter and getting £250.00 for the footage from Justin Wilkes' people (You've been framed u 'ducking aunts')
And then August came...and I went to 'Hull and Back'!!
Picture the scene, If you will....A Funny man with a moon face and a habit for not being anywhere, ever...A good trick if you can do it ill have you know....asks me to go to Hull for no more than me X's and all the take away food you can drink (sic) to present a Drive time show (the breakfast had already been promised to a skinny local lad with a pug face and a serious need for a chest (Allan Ladd. I mean Lake..... Lake Ladd! Yes that's him!
The studio was a dream gig. Installed above a 'dead pub' near the River shiv on the good ship lollypop( I lied about the lollypop ship bit) The studios, remarkably good for an RSL (restricted service licence) and what with Badgers extensive pikey Knowledge he managed to 'obtain/liberate/steal a keg of lager and cleaned the lines (for they must be clean) and connected it up to the 'dead pub'...which promptly became 'The Fox and Badger' Public hostillery or whatever the 'dual' you call it.
And THAT was all before we mention the shows that we made upstairs with Lakey on breakfast and Wyatt in the afternoons and me on Drive and some bloke called Dan Moretitz on evenings !!....Oooh and Jayson and Andy Pearson.........well everyone who I haven't mentioned but didn't...If I've missed you out I probably didn't really like you.
I'm putting a tape together of the 'best bits' from the month which originally featured over 60 hours of highlights but after some 'heated words' with the publishers has been squashed into 90 mins (the length of a c-90) and will be available through major outlets (or If that's a lie, my website) probably with me paying for your Bloody postage!!!!
I've also asked the loveable, if not slightly elusive, James the webby to stick up a few new games that Chubby Steve has done(He'll love being called that!, I'm quite sure)and also a couple of new sounds! There's a 'best of' type malarkey effort from the aforementioned 'Chubby Queen of the Community' Steve. It's crude in its making but Good cause I'm on it(I'm really pissing him off now)No, Its a good tape of some bits from 'The Noise' and the other is a bit of a 'soopa bloopa' when , on thinking we had gone off air through adverse weather conditions, Wyatt and myself let loose with a few expletives. We had been assured that the Internet feed was also down as well as the FM frequency so.....welll.......the FM frequency was down but If you'd been listening on thee net, which NOT ACTUALLY DOWN, you would have heard This..........Listen and judge for yourself!!
I've got people to see about gigs just as soon as I can locate someone with a 'tape to tape' player so's I can make my demo (No Cool edit pro for me) a good ole tape to tape!!! So er if you've got 1 spare please donate it....anyway as soon as I make the tape I'll ask Jim (what 2 updates........doubtful) to put it up!
Meantime, don't forget the chat room is open (I DO) every Monday night from 4pm till late (6.30pm last week) so please try and come. Also e mail me at firstname.lastname@example.org if, in time you'd like a 'best of Noise' compilation.
A heartfelt and slightly singed by autumn winds...
Oooh and could a few of you add a gallery or 2 in the community.....thank you
Now DUAL OFF YOU DUCKING AUNT (predicted text swearing)
PREDICTED TEXT SWEARING IS A SUBBSIDORY COMPONENT OF FOR FOX SAKE PRODUCTIONS AND IS MY IDEA SO 'DUALING HANDS OFF'REMEMBER YOUR HOUSE IS AT RISK IF YOU POUR PARAFIN OVER IT AND SET IT ALIGHT. STAIRLIFTS MAY GO DOWN AS WELL AS UP!
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