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18th February 2012
AT Last. Sanctuary..It was the Bells!! Posted by Mark Fox
Good Morning my Neighbours!
A very good friend of mine whos name I shouldn't mention as he's as mad as a box of Frogs so lets just Call Him..I Dunno..Dave Turley from Dorset and hope he doesn't read this between electrolysis and wall bouncing classes!
Anyway, Dave, asked me why I sent him a link at the end of a court Injunction I'd filed against him to an ' Out of date' website and it was with horror that I knew, firstly that Dave had my address and secondly that indeed the site could look dejected and abandoned like an Italian Cruise liner captain might abandon a sinking ship and all its passengers!
Well I see you as MY passengers! And I don't want you to think I've just..swam away and left you mid salute to leave you alone and scared!
I have mentioned before but just incase you couldn't be arsed to read it or even have a life I will repeat that it's all Webbys fault! He killed the server and when it came back to life it had eaten about 35 years worth of brilliantly witty and hillariously funny well spelt Grammartyc poetry of wittisisismmm!
Unfortunately, the lost updates are the ones where I was breakfast DJ at Radio 1 and briefly became PM saving the World that week. Infact the only thing that kept that story out of te News was it was the same week Frankie 'Coke Up The Noza' left The Shite Factor!
I also strongly refute the rumours that I haven't been on the Radio for a while because currently I couldn't get arrested in Radio due to it being Dead from behind the eyes and shite on a bike in this Country at least....ooh no wait that might be true!
I am working on getting back on air and I'll advise as and when, soldier!
I'm working on getting the wonderful but terminally lazy student arse that is my Webby to give me facilities to upload NEW old sounds/ pics/private ads for DJ's you'd like to get to know better etc... without bothering his beautiful pert anus but he's a slow process...so,as a matter of fact is his pert anus!
I have to go now as Dave from Dorset is about to bite through his muzzle he Needs a wee wee outside before I put him back in his Kennel!
If you haven't already..check out the sounds page and laugh yourself to as semi! ..Girls!
I'll leave you with a few links to some random shite!Obviously I'M IN EM!
Keep the Faith ( Sell the hope and rent out the charity)
Ooh and say hello on FB. If I like the look of yah I'll add yah!
If you're a twat......I'll add yah!
STRICTLY NO WELSH! ;-0
You find me!
..and like that...He's gone.....!
.... Not really..... ;-0
18th February 2012
Good Morning my neighbours!
"I needed a password with eight characters so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves."*
11th February 2012
23rd April 2011
It appears that yesterdays true fact may have been bollox. Sorry I had no idea Gonnoreah did that to your whatzit! ;-0
Another true-ish fact tomorrow.
22nd April 2011
I'm starting a brand new daily feature on the website simply called; Fact of the day.
Here is todays researched in a Stephen Fry type way and as true as you like fact.
Human semen is actually green.
Another one tomorrow.
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