Good Morning my neighbours!
I hope I find you all well and all that pooh and just thought I\'d update you to remind you that I am still, presently, alive and well and as eager to irritate and aggravate as I ever was when I was employable!
I was supposed to be doing some more Radio work with the Chestless Bugle but as with all Radio projects they are obliged, by law, to be delayed for an unspecified time for no particular reason. Rather like a Film set between takes where the Director and 2nd and 3 rd asst Directors gather round with a few studio execs to look at the last take and ponder about it for three hours before saying in a loud confident way \" OK, lets do that one again!\"
Talking of Film work( Is it still called work if they don\'t like paying you for it?) I am pleased to announce that earlier this year I gave birth to my very own ( Ok, shared with the team of \' For Elsie\' bouncing Baby Student Academy award ( Yes, I\'ve won a bloody Oscar!) That will go with the eighth of a Sony I won with The Bugle and my fifteen yard swimming certificate, on my mantle piece...just as soon as I get ...a Mantle piece!
I keep hassling Webby to put up some new (old) sounds but he is busy , like me, growing chins and making excuses; however if you feel like popping around his house and kickin the sh*t outta him his address is
James La websville
38 Rancid Gardens
Camelpooh avenue
Nottingham
Ru1-Im2
If enough do then he might put up the new 90 min Scam I sent him up before one of us dies!
Also,due,most probably,because I don\'t pay him and he\'s skint, the server went down for a but and we lost some more of my vintage news updates;so although it looks like I haven\'t bothered updating for a year , I either did...or possibly dreampt I had!
Other than that and not excluding that which is of any further.....what the fu*k am I on about?
Look out for any new updates or newly deleted ones or reappearing bats up your nighty!. Next time I\'ll tell you about the day I danced with a spaceman/ alien mask on with some bloke called Shah Rukh Khan for another bloke called Yash Chopras Film or somat!
Lastly and definitely least can I say during my time working on my upcoming movie spectacular ( Breaking The Camels Back) I have met some very wonderful, interesting, beautiful extras or S/a\'s as they are known in the trade; talented individuals whom support and back up the work of our finest thespians
I have also met a couple of sherbets called Greatnorthrn Gimp and some tart called June Alison Teresa Smythe! ( I ask you, really?) to all of these, apart from the last two, I salute you!
as usual, Kindest and Upyourflaps!
Until we meet again or Webby gets his finger out and makes me look better than I actually am!
Arse!
M.xx
Ps.
More arse!
Any messages can be sent to
[email protected] DON\'T SEND TO Mark@mark-fox addy as I don\'t know what webby\'s done with that
I do hope I don\'t come across as ungrateful about my web man, a man who has never asked for a thing of me apart for some used skiddies and June Alison Teresa smythes phone number!
I\'ll sort that out for you asap, James.xx
( I\'ve reposted my last update which disappeared for a laugh!..and cause it saves me doing a new one..which will only go missing anyway!)
