Undoubtedly the greatest man on radio
But there's much too much to say about the man himself
here, so click his picture for some information.
Mr. P's real name is very
difficult to pronounce as he is half human, half
engineer. He found his way into radio by complete
accident, but unlike many accidents this one was
to have dire consequences, one of them being that
people would actually hear this bony arsed 'jack
of all trades'.
He hooked up with mark fox when they
met at a "beards anonymous" meeting. They
have since spent time sharing the same cell in Belmarsh
top security prison.
Mr. P's hobbies include starting things, basic running
around like a blue arse fly and not sleeping. He
has two wives. Fonda Cox.
Long before the invention
of radio, young badger spent his days on the Algarve
teaching sharks to yodel in French.
After a brief career change in the eighties when
he became the stuttering long side-burned singer
of a popular beet combo, he turned once again to
the first love of his life. Making shite cakes and
not brushing his teeth. His interest in radio is
purely sexual and he is survived by just about everyone
Karaoke nick or Nick the
Greek as he was christened comes from a long line
of circus performers, his father was a professional
ferret juggler and his mother sold advertising space
On his 15th birthday a chance visit
to the British science museum led to Nick being
drawn into radio. The exhibit showed the face of
David 'kid' Jensen being read to in secret. It was
at this very moment that Nick realised he was 'a
As well as working with Mark, Nick tours the country
performing his own one man play entitled 'Not now
vicar, the scabs will never heal!'
He has no legs but quite a long body
Paula, otherwise known
as 'the other half' first met Mark when she was
his dinner lady at the Holy Triplicate Church of
Ian Dury in the early eighties. She has since worked
with Mark on various projects including chief stoodge
and lady friend on Millennium's 'Breakfast Express'.
Together they have two beautiful children and three
others that look nasty! Her hobbies include abstinence
and chin growing.
She, like sue, has a fat arse.
Colonel Bertie or Colonel Bertie as he sometimes
liked to be called completes the cast and is primarily
the man responsible for stealing....sampling ...borrowing
and tributing the music (well there's Curtis as
well but that's a different story!) For many years
before his unexplained disappearance, which is unexplained
he organised the music for many of Marks shows,
wrote countless playlists (that Mark mostly ignored)
and was indeed responsible for the weekend music
on the early Virgin shows including seven hours
of 'shine on u crazy couch potato' until the Head
of music found him hiding under the stairs.
His hobbies include smelling like a horse and invading
He is married with no idea.