18th December 2007

Festive greetings...Merry Christmas....and Gooooood Morning my neighbours!!! Posted by Mark Fox

Goooooood morning my neighbours!!!!

It appears that the site has been on holiday for the last few weeks and on its way back through customs the nasty officers confiscated my paps and whatever updates I had done in the last 12 months!!!!Nasty men.I will endeavour to have them returned ASAP! Meanwhile please enjoy your x mas and on behalf of Webby and Paula and Mr p and everyone else who has contributed to making mark-fox.co.uk the number 1 site in my house have a ggreeeattt time!

I;ve got stuff going on at the mo and will tell you all as and when I can. Keep checking back for all the juicy goss......Oooh and who knows I may even get round to doing another pap soon........I may not I dont want to give aeay my hand to soon...;-)

As usual and with great affection

Upyourflaps!

M.

Originality is just being clever at covering your sources!

14th October 2006

Pap 4 Is finally here! Posted by Mark Fox

I PROMISE TO TALK TO YOU LIKE A PERSON NOT A SAUSAGE!!

Now download my Pap and let me know your ...ye your thoughts! I won't listen but I am cheaper than your therapist!

Upem!

M.
www.myspace.com/markfox1 ( site that is slightly F*&ked)

www.myspace.com/technoflex ( a less f*&ked site of mine!..Give Tom time!)

www.myspace.com/angrynunsagainstburglaralarms7862 ( a completely fictional made up site from the back of my deranged head that isn't there so don't bother looking u gullable cock!)

22nd September 2006

Slow down Richard..You'll never take this corner at 300....! Posted by Mark Fox

Good Morning my neighbours!

A visitor to a mental institution asked the director how he decided which patients should be kept in. The director said " we simply fill up a bath then offer the patient a teaspoon , teacup or bucket and ask them to empty the bathtub."
The visitor said " Oooh I see,a normal person would pick the bucket because it is the larger of the three items"
The director said "No, a normal person would pull the fucking plug out. Would you like a bed near the window?"

POD 4 is available from mid week next week ...Miss and you will have!
Upem!
( It's an update of sorts!)
M.
www.mark-fox.co.uk
www.myspace.com/markfox1 ( currently unable to message or comment anyone as Tom is a tosser!....but he won't be once he's fixed it as I'm fickle like that!)

Lets here it for JAmes the webby........NOW DO AN UPDATE JIMATHY!
Upem!

..and like that he's gone......!

4th August 2006

The Community is DEADED! R.I.P.! Posted by Mark Fox

Good morning my neighbours..

Well it would appear after some neglect and more than a little flirting with my other 'Shag' Myspace, that The Mark fox Community has been deleted by those sorts at MSN! I can only imagine that they sent webby some notification e mails and what with him being a student, he ate them! I complained in a gruff loud voice and received this nice reply from a bloke with a silly name!

Hello Mark,
            
Thank you for writing to MSN Groups Technical Support.  

My name is Guildem and I understand that you no longer find your Group.

I tried accessing your Group through the URL you have provided (http://groups.msn.com/themarkfoxcommunity) and from what I saw it appears that you Group had been deleted. I'm sorry.

A Group can only be deleted by a manager in it or by MSN. A manager in a Group can delete the Group at any time, for any reason. MSN can also delete a Group, but only if it is inactive for 120 days with no response from the manager to notifications, or if the content violates the Code of Conduct.
  
Because Groups are purged from the MSN Groups site when they are deleted, I cannot determine specifically which among the three cases mentioned is the cause for its deletion. Whatever the specific case is, the deletion is permanent. Consider finding or creating another Group, and continuing in it.

At the chance that the URL you have provided is incorrect, please provide us with the e-mail address you received e-mail from your Group with. From this, we can identify what Groups have member accounts that use that e-mail address to see if the Group you are referring to are among them and what its actual URL is.

Thank you for using MSN Groups.
              
Regards,          
        
Guildem          
MSN Groups Technical Support  

...So you see..It's gone and under their system we'll never know why! I will OF COURSE continue to blame Webby for the rest of my natural life ( and parts of the unnatural one!) If you're a community member who finds himself now without a community please join myspace..MY MYspace which is the whore responsible for my deteriorating posts on the Community anyway!

I'm off to watch 'Shock treatment' so I can see what other ideas not quite as good as 'Rocky horror' Richard o' brien had!
Should you find a lonely dissillusioned Mark fox community somewhere out there in cyber world..Please feed and nourish it and be nice to 'Steves Pics'
And like that....I'm gorne.....!

Kindest and upem!

M.
www.mark-fox.co.uk
www.myspace.com/markfox1
( Community deaded!)

16th July 2006

Post natal depression in Goldfish Posted by Mark Fox

Good Morning My neighbours!
I've been whoring it on MYspace recently and haven't really given you the time of day, but recently, after adding 500 lesbian peruvian sheep farmers with me new ' adder twot friend adder', I got to thinkin' about the old days and all the good times we shared before that MYspace whore came along and tickled my cyber testes with her promises of instant  touchable friends and fans from around the globe who would adore you and praize you and love you...and all in an instant type way...!
There is ,indeed an element of that ..however you do have to drag yourself thru the myre that is'strange pepes woth P.C's' that you find along the way... a misch mash of Goth death head american kids and women holding bananas in their knickers ( well you gotta hold em somewhere)and trying to not look to pornographic....THERE IS NO PORN ALLOWED ON MYSPACE!
Anyways>>>>I'm still shafting that old tart but I also wanna have a bit on the side with you!..I mean a meaningful...deep relation..thingy..!
BUT MARK...STOP WITH THE SLAG ANALOGY AND TALK SENSE YOU FAT BASTARD! I hear you cry..( who you calling a fat bastard!)What have you been up to? you continue ( I wish you'd shut up actually as this is my fuckin update!)

Well, Let me tell you what an exciting ,busy, rock star DJ life I live.

Erm............eeer................uuuuhhhhh....Aaah!    yes!...
..... I had to go to the arse doctor the other day...down at Barts. Had better days.....Got there ok. Found me way to the room on the second floor with the posh word for 'Anal specialists'..or 'Arses R us' or whatever the f*&k  they put on these door plates to try to distract you from the fact that in about 5 minutes from going thru said doors a strange man...and if you're lucky a little old oriental lady of whom you're not quite sure whether or not should be there as she hovers precariously over the doctors shoulder occasionally telling you to relax a little as that strange man you've just met inserts a telescopic tube up your 'rusty sheriffs badge' and tells you that ' You may feel like poohing..but it'll pass'! ;-0 Meanwhile the little old oriental lady has seen that you may be just slightly uncomfortable with the tube being inserted up your 'wrong un' that she feels it will help to creep up silently behind you whilst you lay curled up in a ball on the bed facing the wall and trying to look casual and untroubled by the continuous probing of the curious , enthusiastic telescope.
" You've huge haemorrhoids,Mark" He commented in an almost Blaze fashion
" Fuck off" I felt like saying " and you've got a bastard big nose"!

After the torture was completed doctor left and the mysterious lady of the far east motioned towards me with a towel as I rose from the bed.
" here" ,she said " Yoose dis tu cuver yur mudesty"!
I took the towel and quickly placed it over my head!
Anyways ,Outcome is I've got to go down again and have a camera up me jacksi!
I'm trying not to think about it even though I have benn assured that I will be out of my box on pre med and not really care that they're filming a channel 4 documentry up my beetroot box!
As I left the room , limping slightly but glad to be still walking. I reflected on what career path this doctor must have chosen to end his days in a small room sticking his finger and other bits up peoples bomb bays!?What , I wonder did he say when the careers officer asked 'Barry, and what do you want to do when you grow up'?
......and more importantly..Why wasn't he locked up when he told him?
So..hows your day been?
Kindest and upem!
M.
www.mark-fox.co.uk
www.myspace.com/markfox1

P.S. Theres a new 'papcast available onsite now so go....be free..laugh and TREAT YOUR OWN ARSE WITH CARE!......Remember it's gotta last you a lifetime and it's already got a crack in it!!;-0
P.P.S. ITS MY BIRTHDAY ON WEDNESDAY . I'll B 96.
...and like that..he's gone!